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Ask Chris Black: What Are Your Tried-and-True Drugstore Buys?

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If you’re looking for the most powerful hair dryer or the handiest chef’s knife, those things can be easy enough to find. Other objects of desire are a little more taste-based. What’s the next status water bottle or hand wash, for instance? If you have a burning question about the next fanny pack or Noah rugby shirt, Chris Black is here to answer it in a regular column.

What are your go-to drugstore buys? Not stuff that may work in a pinch, but stuff you think is actually the best or perfectly adequate without having to cost more or come from a more specialized store? 

I don’t just love expensive shit! I buy essentials at the drugstore just like you, my dear reader. Being able to grab essentials on the walk home is one of the great joys of living in New York City.

I have been using the Queen Helene Mint Julep Masque since high school. It’s cheap and actually shrinks pores. Unlike wild specialty shit, you can find this at lots of places while on the road. I always have some in the medicine cabinet.

As an (amateur) athlete, I always keep Aleve Back & Muscle Pain on me for when I am feeling sore. It works well and doesn’t smell like a Tiger Balm patch. These two-a-days require self care of all sorts!

A lot of my friends have tried Quip and other assorted “cool” toothbrushes. I gotta say … WHO CARES?! My local drugstore sells Colgate’s Slim Soft Charcoal Toothbrush, and that is perfectly good enough for my chompers. The charcoal-infused bristles make sure my piehole stays extra clean. Plus, I save a few bucks so I can buy my Marvis toothpaste!

Beyond Baggu, are there any bags you suggest I carry (or you might carry yourself) to ensure one is never empty-handed when the city’s plastic bag ban kicks in on March 1?

New York City is built on bags. Since we must walk everywhere, we are given a bag with every purchase. When I first moved here and saw guys getting bags for cups of coffee, my mind was blown. But we’ve got to save the planet, inconvenience be damned!

Before we go beyond it, I do love Baggu. The standard size in green checkerboard or a waspy blue gingham are both perfect for a bodega run. But, we want options!

The large foldable bags in this 12-pack are done in nice, simple colors (black, blue, and green) and have no visible logos. With their reinforced straps, any one of them can safely carry a case of Oatly home from Whole Foods.

I love these French-style bags made of cotton mesh that come in a set of five. They can be squished to fit anywhere, look very organic, and hold up to 40 pounds — perfect for your farmer’s market produce (don’t skimp on the micro greens) and a cheeky cheat-day baguette. You can even wash them!

Should you be looking to splurge on a reusable shopping tote, this mesh beach bag from Stussy is big enough to hold all your gluten-free pasta and cans of San Marzano tomatoes. It’s a bit more structured than the other options, but still mesh, so you can stuff it anywhere and have it ready for use on the go.

Work is about to transfer me out of the city to a decidedly non-coastal-elite location. What mementos of New York City life would you bring with you to flex your cred at home, the office, or around town, without being in your face or at all nostalgic about it?

First of all, I am sorry. Moving to a tertiary market can be crushing. But keeping a few mementos around to remind you of your life in the Big Apple is something I can help you with.

Coffee is a big part of life here. So sip your pour-over from a Café Grumpy orange logo mug. The angry face will remind you of all the people you encountered daily in this lovable s***hole.

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