Everything I Use to Keep My Beard Perfectly Groomed

If you only want to use one thing for your beard, get beard oil. The most common beard complaints are dryness anditchiness, and beard oil addresses both by conditioning beard hair and moisturizing the skin underneath. I actually found this one after heading into a Bluemercury in desperation, and I love it. It’s light and absorbs well — it also softens the hair and leaves a nice shine while scenting your face with a subtle citrus-floral fragrance. The pump dispenser makes things easier than the dropper you’ll find with most beard oils. The stuff’s on the expensive side, but I think it’s worth it.

I also have this other oil, which is about half the price of the Jack Black, and really terrific, too. It’s a bit thicker in consistency, which some people might prefer (I like something lighter), and its scent is more in the spicy-woodsy family. If you’re concerned about synthetics and preservatives, too, the stuff is just a blend of different organic oils, avocado, pumpkin seed, sweet almond, and argan.

Of all the beard products I bought, this is by far my favorite. It might not seem necessary, but brushing every day helps exfoliate the skin, and “train” the hairs to grow in a more uniform direction. (Redditors can tell you how important it is.) The German-made ZilberHaar has bristles made of boar’s hair, but if that creeps you out, other companies makebrushes with synthetic bristles. For me, boar’s hair is the traditional — and best — choice. Note that it comes in two bristle strengths: “firm” and “soft.” I’d recommendthe softfor short beards and thefirmfor longer beards. This would make agreat gift for anyonewith a beard.(Editor’s Note: I can now say from experience that thisdoesmake an excellent gift. I’ve gifted three to various friends since writing this, and it’s always a hit).

Mostface washesandhair shampoosare designed to eliminate oil, but beards needsomeoil — without it, they get particularly dry and itchy. A good beard shampoo should clean your face without stripping it of all its essential oils. Consistently one of the best-reviewed by both Amazon reviewers (it has over 1,300 reviews) and beard enthusiasts on Reddit, this one is handmade in Tasmania. It has an earthy,slightlymedicinal scent. Unlike beard shampoos that come in liquid form, this one is safe for the Dopp kit, as it’s a small cubicsoapbar.

While Professor Fuzzworthy is definitely the big name in beard shampoo bars — if there is such a thing — I actually ended up preferring Taconic Shave’s version. (The company sent one for me to try out). They’re both all-natural and really well made, but the Taconic just has a nice light woody scent and it lathers up better. Also, if you’re using a soap bar on your face, it’s inevitable that a little is going to get in your mouth. This might sound strange but the Taconic kind of tastes good? I don’t mind the taste, let’s just leave it at that.

I actually ended up calling quits on my beard about midway through this bar, but I liked it so much I kept using it as a regular body soap.

Beard balm is basically a solid version of beard oil — they share many of the same ingredients, the main difference being that balms usually contain a small amount of wax to helpshape and hold the hair. Here’s my issue with that, though — I find the wax in beard balms to have an uncomfortable hair gel–like effect on my short beard. This balm, from the Honest Amish oil brand I mentioned earlier, came recommended on nearlyevery beard-enthusiast websiteI read and is actually the only one I enjoyed using, and also the only one I could find without wax. It feels more like a leave-in conditioner: more substantial than plain oil, but not overly “styled” either. It may just be that, as a category, I’m not a fan of balms. If you have a short beard, you’re probably fine just using this or some oil. If you have a long beard, you might prefer something with a little wax for styling. People also likethis onea lot.

A beard trimmer comes in handy when you want to clean things up without getting rid of your beard completely. There were a few particularly itchy days when I almost shaved the whole thing off, but a quick pass with the beard trimmer bought me some time and relief and the beard lived to die another day. I bought this one because it was affordable and doesn’t have any detachable guards that are just another thing to lose. (Of course, theStrategist has also found the best beard trimmers, but I bought mine before this story came out.) I like that I can turn the dial to adjust the cutting length by the millimeter, which makes it easier to “blend” shorter and longer lengths — the secret behind many of the best beards, or so I’m told.

These U.K.-made grooming scissors popped up on a few review sites — they’re good for catching stray hairs or doing some precise grooming, but also just look cool — and I do regret shaving off my beard before I had an excuse to buy these. Another reason to try the beard life again soon.