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What Michael Imperioli Can’t Live Without

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If you’re like us, you’ve probably wondered what famous people add to their carts. Not the JAR brooch and Louis XV chair, but the hand sanitizer and the electric toothbrush. We asked actor Michael Imperioli — who stars in the new Holy Ghost video about the jazz albums, books, and plant-based burgers he can’t live without.

I think this is going to save the world. I gave one to my dad and he’s somebody who just, you know, the idea of eating some kind of fake beef is just not his world at all. When he was halfway through eating it, I said, “You know that’s not beef.” He was like, “You could have fooled me; it’s delicious.” He loved it. They changed their recipe at the beginning of this year and it’s even better now; it actually kind of caramelizes like beef. People always say, “Why do vegetarians want to eat stuff that tastes like meat?” I didn’t become a vegetarian because I didn’t like the taste of meat; I became a vegetarian because I didn’t like the idea of animals being killed. I mean, think about what it takes to raise a cow; all the water and food that you have to give a cow can be used to give to people. Cut out the middleman and the middle animal in this relationship, I think it’s environmentally very sound.

I don’t judge people who eat meat — people in my family do — it’s not about that. But I think they’ve been raised to do it unconsciously, and I think you should at least think about whether or not you want to do it. I mean, everybody loves hamburgers. I ate them as a kid; I ate them as a young adult. You love the taste and the fun of it — and you get all of that through these. I like mine with just ketchup and cheese, definitely cheese.

This is a brand-new album by Jesse Malin, who has been on the New York scene since he was 14; now he’s close to my age. Last night was the release concert at Webster Hall, which was tremendous. But I think he’s just ripened and matured, his writing has become very deep and resonant. I call him the Bard of the Bowery now. There are echoes of John Lennon, Neil Young, Elvis Costello, Tom Waits, but he’s his own thing. It’s very New York, and very powerful.

This is a very strange kind of social-commentary satire about how far celebrity obsession can go. It’s about this Über-fan club of Sharon Tate’s, and the dark alleys of fandom and obsession, if you will. And it’s really fun, very funny, and very dark. I see it in kind of an absurdist, satirical vein, like The Magic Christian — kind of what was popular in the late ’60s. If you look at things like the Kardashians and stuff, people just watch them go to the barber or whatever the hell they want. I don’t watch it, but being obsessed with every aspect of their lives, and how easy it is to, you know, overstep that into obsessed fan then stalker, where it becomes this part of your life that just consumes you. He nails it. I don’t want to give too much away about it, but it gets pretty twisted and dark.

So I’ve been on the advisory board of the Jazz Foundation for a while now, maybe about 15 years. It’s just something that I love because they give direct relief to jazz and blues musicians, a lot of them very old. Sometimes they need housing, sometimes they need their heat bill paid. They try to get them gigs; they try to get them teaching gigs. When Katrina happened and people were homeless, they came right in. It’s very, very, very hands-on. They have the Loft Party on October 19, and then they have a big event at the Apollo in the spring. But the Loft Party is really casual and chill. There are a couple of different rooms and you can go from one to the other. Wyclef is playing this year, and so is Pharoah Sanders, who’s another jazz legend. And it’s one of the best charities, and really one of the funnest events you can attend, so I would encourage going. This year they’re honoring Roy Haynes, who is 94. This album is from the Town Hall — Roy Haynes playing drums with Lester Young and Sarah Vaughan.