The Shoes That Make My Legs Feel 10 Miles Long
It all started with a simple pair of pants. We posted about thissuspiciously flatteringpair a little while back and the response was so enthusiastic, it got us thinking: Why not sniff out the most flattering things across a bevy of categories, fromthe most skin-enhancing light bulbtothe brightening eye dropstothe shapewear designed for all sizes? Welcome toFlattering Weekon the Strategist.
Growing up, I was the tiny kid. You know the one: the freakishly small child at the end of school pictures, dressed in hand-me-downs, who magically appears three years younger than everyone else. My growth spurt, when it came, was nothing to write home about, but I clung to those few inches with fervor. Five feet. Five-one. Five-two. Five-three! I had worked hard for every one of those inches, and for the rest of my life, I wanted people to meet me and meet not The Tiny Kid, but a Not Very Tall But Basically Normally Sized Woman.
Quickly, I learned what worked for me in a shoe: something relatively close to my skin tone, with no foreshortening ankle straps or unflattering horizontal lines. Heels and wedges were nice, of course, but the color made more difference to me in some ways than the height; I’d rather wear a modest skimmer with a good line in a skin tone than a 4” sandal in a completely different color. Nude shoes were the unbreakable rule. (This also made shoe shopping very easy.)
“Nude” is of course a problematic term, considering the fact that skin tones run on a spectrum. “Flesh-toned,” while disgusting, is more what I have in mind. And even that is confusing, because the same principle applies to tights in the winter: matching a black shoe to an opaque stocking has the same lengthening effect as a flesh-toned shoe on a bare leg in the warmer months.
I have experimented with many such pumps, or court shoe, or whatever you want to call it. I’m not talking about some Real Housewife patent platform here, but rather something discreet and elegant. And for my money, the perfect heel is the LK BennettFern Nappa Leather Heel. In my prime — this is to say, when I worked daily in an office — I alternated the Fern with the lower-heeledFloret, which comes in more colorways. (I did not buy them at once, but added to the collection over the years and was assiduous about adding rubber to the sole, keeping the heels in good trim, and getting them regularly serviced.) This shoe will not set the world on fire, nor is it meant to. But nothing —nothing— will work harder for you or make your legs look longer. The line is classic and elegant; the heel is delicate.
But my ideal skin-tone shoe may not be yours. One friend finds the beige a little too yellow for her complexion; another swears by the theManolo Blahnik BB Pointy-Toe pump. Then there’sChristian Louboutin’s “nudes” line(onlythe flatsare left), which included a much larger-than-usual range of skin tones, whileSam Edelmanhas a nice-looking pump in a bunch of nudes. (Note: This spring a British start-up calledKahmuneis launching with nude heels in ten different shades.) As with all things, my basic will not be yours: the point is to find one. Your legs will look about ten miles long. And when you run into someone from high school, she’ll gasp, “Oh my god, you’re so tall and your boobs are so big!” (This really happened to me, I swear.) I mean, Kate Middleton knows what she’s doing.
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These are no longer available from Bergdorf Goodman, but the full Nudes Collection is still availablehere.
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