
Status can be a funny thing. Of course its most obvious iteration comes with shiny hardware and easily recognizable logos, but it gets far more interesting as you narrow it down to the more opaque signals โ when the way you tuck your shirt, or what you eat for breakfast, or your particular brand of notebook can mark you as in or out. And of course, what counts as a status item varies wildly across human tribes. In our new series Insider Goods, weโre talking to tribe members (some with their real names, some anonymously) to find out the status items among art-gallery assistants, or Broadway actors, or architects. Today, we start with a gallery assistant at Hauser & Wirth.
โEveryone who works at the front desk has these planners, each one of us in a different color. Theyโre leather-bound undated diary planners with blank pages and they say moment on the front. One girl had it and then we all got it. Theyโre exceptional.โ
โWe order all of the pens for the gallery, so we buy what we like to use ourselves. Theyโre not fancy or anything, but itโs the Pilot G-TEC-C4 0.4 mm. You have to write with one of these. Theyโre very fine-tipped and smooth and make this really clean, sharp line. People steal them from us and weโre constantly buying new ones. Theyโre just excellent writing pens.โ
โAnything Pleats Please by Issey Miyake in black. Itโs really not a myth that people in the art world wear black. These might not be exclusive to the art world, but theyโre everywhere, I think because the tops and pants are both a mix of eccentric โ they come in weird shapes โ but still very minimalist and discreet. Theyโre flattering and odd and also really fucking comfortable and loose. I didnโt have any before I started here. Theyโve been around for a long time so I was familiar with them, but I always thought they were kind of strange. Then I realized they were pretty awesome.โ
There are only a few of these left, but here are more in navy and here is the black, straight-leg version.
โI personally donโt have these, but No. 6 clogs are for whatever reason extremely popular among art girls in both nonprofit and commercial galleries alike. Also those Belgian Shoes that are kind of like loafers. You used to only see them on old people. And of course Gucci fur slippers. Everyone has the Gucci slippers.โ
โAt the gallery weโre obsessed with Brodo, the broth place. They deliver to us on Postmates and it comes in in a coffee cup. Itโs phenomenal because you can just drink it like coffee at the desk. One director, whoโs fabulous, has it every morning for breakfast, so now we have it every morning for breakfast. So, yeah, we love bone broth.โ
โHigher Dose is this new sauna that uses infrared and color treatment. Itโs a new wellness trend. Itโs really strange, but people have been into that. You can go in groups, so this week I just learned about it because two different couples from the gallery went. You can plug in your music and it plays in the sauna. Iโm trying it next week and very excited. Also, everyone goes to SoulCycle.โ
โA gallery tote bag is essential. Hauser & Wirth has like 4 million tote bags and we all have them. Itโs not very chic but itโs what we all wear. Right now Iโm wearing one that says, โI want a dyke for president,โ which is text the artist Zoe Leonard wrote in 1992.ย Mansur Gavriel bags are still really popular too.โ
โI was at another gallery once and I noticed that they also had the same white Simplehuman trash can as us. Itโs not really that chic or an established thing, but it was funny to notice.โ
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